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Afro Samurai
Forum Beast
Posts : 203
Join date : 2012-12-19
Location : North-Eastern USA
 |  Subject: Tell me a joke. Mon Dec 24, 2012 1:03 pm | |
| What's a good joke you know? POST! |
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Tka Infinity
Forum Contributor
Posts : 74
Join date : 2012-12-20
Age : 30
Location : Cloud Plunger
| | Subject: Re: Tell me a joke. Tue Dec 25, 2012 4:10 am | |
| I have pretty decent yo mama jokes, but I do believe that breaks forum rules also. Sorry ^_^ |
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Froggy
Forum Beast
Posts : 205
Join date : 2012-12-19
| | Subject: Re: Tell me a joke. Tue Dec 25, 2012 6:01 am | |
| Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?
Because you can see right through him! |
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gamix
Forum Noobie
Posts : 22
Join date : 2012-12-24
Age : 31
Location : springfield, mo
| | Subject: Re: Tell me a joke. Tue Dec 25, 2012 6:17 am | |
| Ok so this guy gets pulled over by a state highway patrol man and he says before i give you this ticket if you can tell me a good excuse why you shouldnt get it and it has to be one ive never heard before you can get off free. The guy replies, a few years ago my wife ran off with a highway patrol man and when you pull out behind me I just had to speed. The officer says whys that? The man replies because I thought you were the one she ran off with! You can keep her! LOL |
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Froggy
Forum Beast
Posts : 205
Join date : 2012-12-19
| | Subject: Re: Tell me a joke. Tue Dec 25, 2012 11:07 am | |
| Why did Mountain Dew sprinkle sugar on his pillow?
Because he wanted to have sweet dreams. |
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Ranik
Administrator
Posts : 1452
Join date : 2009-11-23
Age : 30
Location : Most likely at work.an with my wife an lil girl.
| | Subject: Re: Tell me a joke. Tue Dec 25, 2012 11:30 am | |
| Makes sense.  |
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Tka Infinity
Forum Contributor
Posts : 74
Join date : 2012-12-20
Age : 30
Location : Cloud Plunger
| | Subject: Re: Tell me a joke. Wed Jan 02, 2013 7:14 am | |
| Why is Master Chief always cold? They always end up putting him in a cyrogenic freeze at the end of each game -.- |
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Ranik
Administrator
Posts : 1452
Join date : 2009-11-23
Age : 30
Location : Most likely at work.an with my wife an lil girl.
| | Subject: Re: Tell me a joke. Wed Jan 02, 2013 8:14 am | |
| All of my jokes are racist and breaks my own rules. |
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Mike
Forum Moderator
Posts : 316
Join date : 2012-12-29
Age : 26
Location : Illinois
| | Subject: Re: Tell me a joke. Wed Jan 02, 2013 8:22 am | |
| lol my jokes are too but they're funny |
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Afro Samurai
Forum Beast
Posts : 203
Join date : 2012-12-19
Location : North-Eastern USA
| | Subject: Re: Tell me a joke. Wed Jan 02, 2013 9:37 am | |
| Why are you guys so racist. |
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Mike
Forum Moderator
Posts : 316
Join date : 2012-12-29
Age : 26
Location : Illinois
| | Subject: Re: Tell me a joke. Wed Jan 02, 2013 9:38 am | |
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Dr_Godlike
Forum Manager
Posts : 220
Join date : 2013-02-11
| | Subject: Re: Tell me a joke. Fri Feb 22, 2013 9:49 am | |
| Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
cuz he was hit by a bus |
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Heri The Kitty
Forum Noobie
Posts : 20
Join date : 2013-02-15
Age : 31
| | Subject: Re: Tell me a joke. Sat Feb 23, 2013 6:09 am | |
| What is the diffrence between a ghost and me?
Ghosts aren't............... Dolphins!
Hehe |
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